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What are the top 10 funniest quotes of all time in the humor and comedy category?

Eleonora Aldcorne

Hey friend! You asked me about the top 10 funniest quotes of all time in the humor and comedy category. I've done some research and here are my picks!

1. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (Steve Carell) from The Office

2. "I have a photographic memory. But I always forget to bring the lens cap." - Steven Wright

3. "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

4. "I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you." - Robin Williams

5. "I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member." - Groucho Marx

6. "I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody." - Lily Tomlin

7. "I'm not funny. What I am is brave." - Lucille Ball

8. "I don't want to live in a world where my chicken's afraid to cross the road because of free-range terr..." - Rodney Dangerfield

9. "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams

10. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure." - Unknown

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face! Do you have any other favorite funny quotes? Let me know!