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Can someone tell me a joke that is guaranteed to make me laugh?

Lular Wrefford

Sure, I'd be happy to tell you a joke that's guaranteed to make you laugh! Here it goes:

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!

Okay, I know it's a bit cheesy, but give me a break, I'm not a professional comedian! But seriously, if you're looking for a good laugh, there are so many jokes out there to choose from. Some of my personal favorites include:

- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? Frostbite!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

And of course, there are the classic knock-knock jokes, which always seem to get a good laugh. Here are a few of my favorites:

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don't cry, it's just a joke!

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Orange.
- Orange who?
- Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow wh-
- MOO!

Okay, I could go on and on with these jokes, but I'll stop now before I bore you to death. I hope at least one of these made you chuckle, though! And if you have any good jokes to share, feel free to pass them on. Laughter is the best medicine, after all!